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Not all men but truthfully a very high percentage of men falls in the worst human possible category. This truth is acknowledged by women universally. And among men, brown men is a different class of its own. All thanks to the patriarchal and jingoistic society that leaves no stone unturned to fuel their male ego.
Since the dawn of time, brown women had to go through a lot of things. But even after everything we had to deal with, we have still not lost her sense of humour. So when a woman named Sai Sailaja Seshadri in a humorous manner asked the women on Twitter to name five of their favourite albums aka the worst characteristics of brown men, many women gave her a reply with a savage tweet.
The answers are so hilarious that you won’t be able to hold back your laugh. If you have ever met a brown man you will relate to some of this. Here are the tweets:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You love brown men?? Name 5 of their albums</p>— sai sailaja seshadri (@Saisailu97) <a href="https://twitter.com/Saisailu97/status/864325902565466112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2017</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Bad Moustache, Worse Intentions!
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Bad Mustache, Worse Intentions<br>2. MSc-IT and Chill<br>3. [Stare at you creepily concept album]<br>4. Mummi Ji made me this way<br>5. Tiny Danda</p>— Amar 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇮🇳🇰🇪🇬🇧 (@AllThatAmar) <a href="https://twitter.com/AllThatAmar/status/864608113281966081?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2017</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Apparently, we're all misogynists.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Media thinks we're all terrorists.<br>2. Apparently we're all misogynists.<br>3. You forget we 2 are feminists.<br>4. No LGBT awareness<br>5. Damn</p>— Incognito Elite (@Hidden_Policy) <a href="https://twitter.com/Hidden_Policy/status/864562286068981760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2017</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Girl, I am dying laughing.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Hello<br>2. Send<br>3. Bobs <br>4. And <br>5. Vagene</p>— Sunny ✌🏽 (@sukhysodhi) <a href="https://twitter.com/sukhysodhi/status/975261587480100866?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 18, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
This is not all brown men. Here are traits that I’ve seen in many brown men: 1. I have hella ego and arrogance 2. I gotta drink to show my masculinity 3. I just wanna fuck and chuck 4. She better be a virgin if imma marry her 5. I respect my career more than the ppl around me— Sukhmani Charaia (@sukhcharaia) March 19, 2018

Wanna by my frand?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Wanna be fraaands? 2. Creepy stares ft. judging 3. Your rotis aren’t the only gol things I long for 4. Only em white girls ft. that abundant beard 5. Till Ma finds fair “homely” girls</p>— She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (@MunchkinWithAG) <a href="https://twitter.com/MunchkinWithAG/status/975495204848496641?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 18, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

No DP but allah di kasam im sexy.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. No DP but allah di kasam im sexy<br>2. Say kasmeh you're a feminist though?<br>3. White grlz don't count tho <br>4. Lol ur ugly anyway <br>5. I only respect women who have self-respect ft. It only counts if they respect me more</p>— Farsa Chaudhry (@moofarsa) <a href="https://twitter.com/moofarsa/status/975789621031383040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 19, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Bobs and Vagene again!
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Not All Men<br>2. But what about alimony?<br>3. Bobs and Vagene <br>4. Trying Too Hard ft. Sunroof <br>5. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FitnessFreak?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#FitnessFreak</a> <br><br>Bonus Track: Studied at the University of Being Awesome (UBA)</p>— shahi tukda (@bajebingh20) <a href="https://twitter.com/bajebingh20/status/975818510386585601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 19, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Gelled hair is bae.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Mummy ka raja beta<br>2. Gelled hair is bae<br>3. Judging my girlfriend for having a boyfriend<br>4. Massage my ego<br>5. Is my sister talking to a fucking guy? <a href="https://t.co/5LuF1Wffjp">https://t.co/5LuF1Wffjp</a></p>— Kashika Saxena (@SaxenaKashika) <a href="https://twitter.com/SaxenaKashika/status/975773549863477249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 19, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Can someone ask the guys who send "Hi Dear" to every girl who is just ignoring them to fuc**ng stop?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Hii dear<br>2. She was nice, but not hot bro<br>3. I'm not trying to seduce you coz if i turned the charm on, you'd fall for me<br>4. Sexual harassment only happens in rural India<br>5. Of course I respect women, I love my mom.</p>— Devyani (@devyanisingh) <a href="https://twitter.com/devyanisingh/status/975935266736230401?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 20, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

All men are trash...
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hit single released on Twitter:<br> 'All men are trash', sO tHaT mEaNs yOuR fAtHer aLsO?</p>— 🐈 (@suficlementine) <a href="https://twitter.com/suficlementine/status/975784808923017216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 19, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Uploads picture with mom on Valentine's day with a caption that says 'most beautiful woman'; objectifies every woman he isn't related to.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">-'It was just a joke'<br>-'No homo'<br>-'My ex is crazy. Tbh all my exes are crazy. Every girl who ever rejected me is crazy'<br>-*uploads picture with mom on valentine's day with a caption that says 'most beautiful woman'; objectifies every woman he isn't related to *<br>-'lunch kiya? :-)' <a href="https://t.co/jrhPbGOGKS">https://t.co/jrhPbGOGKS</a></p>— Shreya (@anervoussystem) <a href="https://twitter.com/anervoussystem/status/975701925776822272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 19, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Eww, periods and pads. Gross! - Guys just get over it already.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">-Aye, you drink beer and whiskey also? <br>- Car leke aayi ho? Ghar jaate jaate thok mat dena, lol lol lol. <br>- All this is you feminists ka 3rd wave feminist agenda. <br>- Eww, periods and pads. Gross! <br>- Husband+Wife+WhatsApp+Sexism = Match made in heaven 😍 <a href="https://t.co/GwPEjwtGwH">https://t.co/GwPEjwtGwH</a></p>— Alisha Gonsalves (@alishaag_) <a href="https://twitter.com/alishaag_/status/975775607211651072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 19, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Don't waste time on higher education learn how to cook.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. I'll say the n word because "it's not that deep"<br><br>2. Don't waste time on higher education learn how to cook.<br><br>3. I'm gonna pretend I know more about females than they do themselves.<br><br>4. I'm losing the argument? You're officially 13 now. <br><br>5. What's a homophobe? That sounds gay <a href="https://t.co/chraQcA3Uj">https://t.co/chraQcA3Uj</a></p>— khadija 🌟 (@pathetic_trash) <a href="https://twitter.com/pathetic_trash/status/975780422952148993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 19, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I feel bad that you didn't cum *zzz next minute*
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">- I can cook Maggi<br>- I love visiting my family. And I take all my dirty laundry along every weekend<br>- I feel bad that you didn't cum *zzz next minute*<br>- aaj kal kuch zyada hee feminism ho gaya hai<br>- what do you mean clean my own toilet? <a href="https://t.co/GV3CxjCo9r">https://t.co/GV3CxjCo9r</a></p>— Preeti Vangani (@Pscripturient) <a href="https://twitter.com/Pscripturient/status/975932012593799169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 20, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Y u ignore me dear?????
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="es" dir="ltr">1. Hi<br>2. Hii<br>3. Hiiiiii<br>4. Hiiiiiiiii<br>5. Y u ignore me dear <a href="https://t.co/iUROqzB1uF">https://t.co/iUROqzB1uF</a></p>— Kyumar (@vforvelvetta) <a href="https://twitter.com/vforvelvetta/status/975308877183909888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 18, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


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